Wish me luck, thank me later, Fuck you.

If it were raining and I had an umbrella, I would definitely offer to share it with a friend, even if it were just me and a guy friend. However, if the roles were reversed, and my guy friend were to offer me shelter under his umbrella, I would graciously deny their kind gesture. I guess I would do that partially because I don't mind rain, but I'm sure a big part of it is stupid machismo; feeling that I'm too manly to share an umbrella with another man. It's inconsistencies like these that bother me deeply.